The finale of the Barry Saga. Follow up from https://eliotjohn.co.uk/2018/10/18/when-bert-met-barry/ Continue reading So We Meet Again (Barry Saga – Part Three)
Co-written by Bert Havenith. Follow-up to Barry’s story, https://eliotjohn.co.uk/2018/05/04/dear-wanker-hairdresser/ Continue reading When Bert Met Barry (Barry Saga, Part Two)
Rocking up looking like Kelly Clarkson, circa 2006.
My head literally wants to tear itself off of my own body though.
Help me, heeeeelp, there’s a rabid badger clawing at my scalp! Continue reading Dear Wanker-Hairdresser, (Barry Saga, Part One)