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Published Work

Phonetic A Bee Seas

Ladies and Gentleman (and non-binaries), I have written and illustrated a book which I have self-published on Amazon. The book is called Phonetic A Bee Seas, a rather hilarious pun on ‘ABCs’, if I say so myself. Continue reading Phonetic A Bee Seas

Ellie Fleur JohnsonSeptember 2, 2020June 23, 2021Leave a comment
Short Stories

When Bert Met Barry (Barry Saga, Part Two)

Co-written by Bert Havenith. Follow-up to Barry’s story. Continue reading When Bert Met Barry (Barry Saga, Part Two)

Ellie Fleur JohnsonOctober 18, 2018March 16, 20211 Comment
Flashfiction, Short Stories

Dear Wanker-Hairdresser, (Barry Saga, Part One)

Rocking up looking like Kelly Clarkson, circa 2006.

My head literally wants to tear itself off of my own body though.

Help me, heeeeelp, there’s a rabid badger clawing at my scalp! Continue reading Dear Wanker-Hairdresser, (Barry Saga, Part One)

Ellie Fleur JohnsonMay 4, 2018March 16, 2021Leave a comment
Other, Poetry

First Date

The worst first date ever recorded Continue reading First Date

Ellie Fleur JohnsonNovember 1, 2017September 5, 2020Leave a comment

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