When Bert Met Barry (Barry Saga, Part Two)
Co-written by Bert Havenith. Follow-up to Barry’s story. Continue reading When Bert Met Barry (Barry Saga, Part Two)
Tag: Monologue
Dear Wanker-Hairdresser, (Barry Saga, Part One)
Rocking up looking like Kelly Clarkson, circa 2006.
My head literally wants to tear itself off of my own body though.
Help me, heeeeelp, there’s a rabid badger clawing at my scalp! Continue reading Dear Wanker-Hairdresser, (Barry Saga, Part One)
Conversation with a Cat/A Misunderstanding of a Date
Mmm, yeah…
Stacking shelves, shovelling shit, stacking shelves, shovelling shit, shovelling shelves and stacking shit and shit and other shelves, and shit. Continue reading Conversation with a Cat/A Misunderstanding of a Date
Ellie Fleur Johnson 